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Christian Elliott Monroe Barber

funny af, also cute af
are you christian elliott monroe barber?
by jeter_derek December 22, 2020
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Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.
I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.
by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021
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i_love.bucky.barnes

she may be not the funniest people but she's literally a wholesome. sorry, but she's mine. we're married so back off <33
Someone: Who is i_love.bucky.barnes?

me: are you kidding me? you dont know who is i_love.bucky.barnes? that's embarassing. anyways, she's my wife.
by her wife <3 June 11, 2021
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i_love.bucky.barnes

she may be not one of the funniest person, but she's literally a wholesome. sorry, but she's mine. we are MARRIED so i suggest you to back off <3
someone: who is i_love.bucky.barnes?

me: you don't know who is i_love.bucky.barnes? omg thats embarassing. anyways, she's the loml.
by her wife <3 June 11, 2021
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i_love.bucky.barnes

she may be not the funniest person ever but she literally is a wholesome. sorry, but she's mine. we're married so back off <33
someone: who is i_love.bucky.barnes?

me: hold on. you don't know who is i_love.bucky.barnes? thats embarassing. anyways, she's the loml.
by her wife <3 June 11, 2021
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Alexander Paul Jude Barnes

God of the Underworld.

Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.

Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.

Addicted to bread.

Foot fetish.

Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
Alexander Paul Jude Barnes has been summoned and we will all be damned!

Who ate all the bread?? Curse you Alexander Paul Jude Barnes!!
by Prof. Dr. Richard Cox November 21, 2021
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The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.
Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber
by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021
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