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Has come to earth to study humans. Might come across as socially awkward, but is really just struggling to fit into society.
Upon the day of reckoning, he will suck all the evil souls in this world down with him to his nether realm.
Addicted to bread.
Foot fetish.
Arch enemy is Jesús (the Mexican)
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