Now this is the story:
Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...
Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Suicide bombing is the act of ejaculating all over the girl while she is on her knees giving you head. But there is a catch, you mustn't say a word before you cum and you gotta yell at the top of your lungs as you whip it out of her mouth and therefore blow yourself all over her face and tits. If you accomplish to do all of this, her face will look exactly like one of the terrorist victims when they are about to be bombed, except that she will stay alive and will have cum on her face instead of blood and flesh...
Oh and, uh, yelling out gods name makes it even more dramatic for some reason! Thank me later. ;)
Ron: Man, I did the suicide bombing last night!
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
Clark: You did what?
Ron: I busted a nut on the girls face while screaming "hail hydra!!" She was so shocked! I felt like a true terrorist and she was my victim
Clark: You sick fuck...
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1. Him, "Excuse me can I by you a drink?"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
Her, "Your cute and all but sorry I'm a Lesbian!"
Buddy,"Dude she is so hot what happened?"
Him, "Man I can't believe she dropped the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
2. Him, "I really think we should stop being just friends and start dating each other."
Her, "Your awesome friend and like a brother to me but like I am totally a Lesbian now!"
Him, "Damn girl when did that happen? Thanks for dropping the Lezbo Bomb on me!"
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The word bomb refers to when your bat hits the ball so hard it creates a sense of an explosion, or maybe refers to the crowd exploding when you hit it- whichever it is doesn't matter as long as you're hitting bombs all day.
The word bomb refers to when your bat hits the ball so hard it creates a sense of an explosion, or maybe refers to the crowd exploding when you hit it- whichever it is doesn't matter as long as you're hitting bombs all day.
Quote from one of the greatest baseball players to walk the face of the earth, Domingo Ayala, "so its up for you to decide, to be da tablesetter and ground ball or line drive or if you want to get paid da big bucks, you want to hit a bomb erry tyne. just remember, perfect make practise."
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Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.
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Taking a drink of coffee and someone makes you laugh, but despite your best efforts the bomb goes off and the coffee is sprayed all over.
When you read something hilarious on Reddit, and you have your pissed off sleeping girlfriend next to you, and you try not to laugh to not wake up the tyrannosaurus rex, it's like your body starts to build a laughter bomb in the bottom of your stomach, that you can no longer contain, eventually letting out bursts of loud gasping giggles while you try your hardest to keep it in. But the harder you try, the bigger it grows. The funnier it gets.
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George: Mike got in an argument with the preacher at church.
Joe: How intense?
George: Father Ron dropped the F Bomb
Joe: How intense?
George: Father Ron dropped the F Bomb
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