anal art

Art which is 100% organic and the result of bowel issues. Especially when sweetcorn is a decorative feature.

Anal art...Its pretty shit

by Steve The Plasterer December 13, 2015

anal splinters

Splinters you get in your

anus after using a wooden dildo in your bumhole

Fuck mate, I have anal splinters from the anal I did with that wooden dildo my friend got me

by pponkie September 27, 2019

anal crawler

A creature that crawls up your ass, stealing your shit and placing it in your mouth.

My breath taste like shit, an anal crawler visited me last night

by Wolfpup1424 May 25, 2020

Anal Gurning

Pulling an awkward or pained face during anal sex. Looking rather like contestants in traditional gurning competitions. Ideally the person would be framing their faces through a horse collar — known as "gurnin through a braffin".

My girlfriend pulled an anal gurning face last night when we had anal sex..

by John is badder than me. October 8, 2014

Anal gap

The gap which is called an asshole near your rear, can be used as an insults

Your an anal gap!

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

anal stew

The collection of hair, toilet paper remnants, poop, underwear lint, and whatever else might get caught up in the ass crack.

My swamp ass has developed into a serious anal stew, I have to take a Silkwood Shower.

by Dirty OED February 13, 2017

Anal Whiplash

Whiplash that occurs within the anal cavity. This produces unchartable amounts of pain. Anal Whiplash only takes place after excessive amounts of massive rectum pounding

Jon got anal whiplash so bad yesterday that he went to the hospital for a anus transplant.

by Kevin who is going to stab Jon March 24, 2005