Alan

A fucking retard that likes to mess around with radios and blow shit up

Alan stole my ip address and social security

by Peter big shooing griffi June 12, 2023

alan aura

Definition, an aura that radiates from an Alan that is too strong to be withheld from in the presence of one

I was writing an exam and the alan aura struck me like a lightning bolt.

by Yerdua June 21, 2023

Alanna

Alanna is the best friend you will ever meet she is kind, talented, smart and beautiful 😻. She can always make you smile and makes every day a little bit better. She dresses like a queen and can catch anyone's attention. If you get the chance to be her friend you are the luckiest person alive 💗.

Person one: did you meet Alanna

Person two: ya she's incredible

by Slayeverydayqueen July 19, 2023

Alanei

a real one

she’s a total alanei

by Kyle4622 August 3, 2023

Alana

Alana is the type of person to take reign. She is a lord of the peasants. Fierce when confronted and loving when loved. Tiny like a hamster but roars like a lion (because she is a Leo). She can be a bitch sometimes, but she knows it. Alanna is a baddie with a phatty

Did you see that phatty? Her name must be Alana!

by Marcampo August 7, 2023

alanixx

very unique person
going to be successful

has trust issues but a very caring person

Alanixx is such a unique name

by Aaliyah.aa August 12, 2023

Alan

A middle aged, generously proportioned male netballer more than probably born in Scotland and raised in Dandenong.

Every time he wears that "GA" bib he looks like a real Alan.

What are the odds there are seven Alans available to make a team.

I bet that Alan shaves his armpits

by The Gazelle 16 August 22, 2023