and then I totally stabbed some guy

the new "and then i found five dollars"
an expression used to salvage a bad story

"so yeah i had this dream and you were in it and we were in this car but it looked really weird and there was a talking fish and it was just like...woah......"

-silence-

....and then i totally stabbed some guy

by plastic_tree October 19, 2006

Damn, I need some meatballs

When you've had a hard day and you just think to yourself, "Damn, I need some meatballs.".

(Will is pooped on by a bird)
Will: Damn, I need some meatballs.

by iamdehpwnx4r December 6, 2007

blow some carbon off the valves

When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.

Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .

by Spency McGee September 20, 2017

daddy give me some more

A phrase used when a woman loves the way a man has sex with her.

When I heard my mom blurt out "daddy give me some more", I was planning on how to be a good big brother.

by Anonymous 234 February 2, 2017

im gonna get some milk

The last thing you wanna hear from your dad.

Son, im gonna get some milk.
Kid: NO, NO, NOOOOO

by Scorpio0921 March 17, 2021

put some meat on your bones

A term used to describe some who seems quite emaciated and malnourished. Usually suggests they need to eat more foods with a little fat and cholesterol in them.

At 81, lbs., I told Stacy that needed to put some meat on her skinny ass bones.

by sexie chocolate November 1, 2004

I like me some chocolate

It means when you like to have sex with black people.

Hey Don, what u doin?
Nuthin...wanna screw?
Hell yeah, i like me some chocolate!

by Amar Mujadzic November 16, 2004