Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.

"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."

by Auzza November 9, 2019

the one to talk

when you or someone say something hypocritical

you have a bad breath and tell your friend: "I can't stand that guy's bad breath"
your friend replies: "You're the one to talk"

by danilow December 5, 2021

One addition

One addition is known as the better, most popular name of the band one direction,
a band formed with Louis Tomlinson (aulso often referred at as Lewis or Tommo the tease), Harry Styles (or Harold), Niall Horan (Nialler), Liam Payne (Lime or Lima whatever you prefer) and Zayn Malik (aulso known as Zen Milk).
The band has in total 3 names:
-one direction
-one subtraction

-one addition

Interviewer: One addition will be performing live!
Louis: Give it up for One addition!!!
The fans: woooohooooo !!!(they loved the new name)
Louis with yet another great name: One subtraction!
Fans: wooohooooo!

by Oneadditioner November 10, 2020

the one-nine

Slang term for CoViD-19, especially when experienced as an illness by an individual.

Sal caught the one-nine and was out of commission for three weeks.

by BettyHumpter October 1, 2020

Part one

Part one of my two-part definitions

This is part one.

by hifsdf54654654 May 5, 2020

one swiper

The rare occurrence of only needing one swipe of toilet paper to completely clean your arse after taking a shite.

Jim: "How did that shite go for ye?"

John: "Great, it was a one swiper"

Jim: "Can't bate them"

by rupertthebear March 13, 2014

Hon one

The state of courting or pursuing a person of the opposite sex with the the hopes of engaging in sexual activity

Did you see David over there showing off his police badge to that girl and buying her shots? He couldn't be more hon one right now.

by Jaybone69 December 19, 2014