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Just Jules Things

When some rando on a message board keeps posting useless links
"Why does he keep posting garbage tiktok and stuff?"
"Oh you know, just Jules things"
by MLDN October 14, 2022
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Had Better Things To Do

Not invited.
Paul claims he โ€œhad better things to doโ€ but in reality that weird motherfucker just was not invited.
by WolfgangMozart June 5, 2021
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water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom
Girl"did you bring the water balloon thing guy?"
by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017
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German Things

When a girl tells you she wants to do German Things; You should fill up before your date, as it involves poop play
Slutty Quagmire :Big Pete, Help!
She wants to German Things, GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! It's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
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a fly thing

When some dumb shit can't remember what a fly is called. They've just said it but they're not quite sure if it's correct.
Ben -OMG my mum just killed a fly thing with an electric bat thing
by Bethisabossassbitch September 24, 2015
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<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Brandy Rayana Norwood & Jworarah Jones Are Thing 1 & Thing 2<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025
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This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." ๐Ÿ˜‡ *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘‹ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham ๐Ÿ‘ณ โ™‚๏ธ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐Ÿ˜

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer ๐Ÿ˜จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐Ÿคจ

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Michael ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer ๐Ÿ‘ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘น๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜–

Micahel ๐Ÿ˜‡

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐Ÿ˜
Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ˜‡

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham ๐Ÿ˜ฎ ๐Ÿ’จ
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
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