Team Fortress 2

A game that lasted longer than your parent's relationship where licking your opponent's back feel like you just reached godhood, where more people want to shoot food rather than actual gun, where computer are seen more often than actual players, where the counter of days since the last update was release has reached 4 digits already, where you will make friend for life, where people with 3000 hours will tell you not to play because they developed addiction and it ruined their life, where GabeN breathing is considered as an update and finally, where the taunt key is more important than m1. also you will probably spend an amount of money that the average human doesn't earn in a lifespan.

- damn dude one guy popped out of nowhere and said hello. since he worked at valve 13 years ago on the development of Team Fortress 2 heavy update confirmed
- you know damn well it mean nothing
- what is life without hope....

by Mercat3r June 22, 2021

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Seal Team Sex

Being as quiet as possible while having sexual intercourse.
(Usually when family members or children are within earshot)

My grandmother's wake was in the next room, so Shelley and I had to have Seal Team Sex on the bathroom floor, as not to alert the other attendees.

by Tommy Shenanigans December 16, 2019

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Doane Swim Team

When you jump in the lake at Doane University while drunk. There are multiple classifications.

Varsity: Go in the lake naked
Varsity Captain: jump naked off the bridge
JV team: go in the lake with clothes
JV Captain: jump off the bridge clothed

Hey guys let’s get doaned and join the doane swim team.

by czuh October 30, 2019

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