from my cold, dead heart

Proposed National Rifle Association slogan.

Faced with the staggering number of American school children and other innocent victims killed by unstable men with military-style assault rifles, reassured yet again that background checks and licensing would not in any way threaten his right to gun ownership, that no one proposed to take away his firearms, he planted his feet, growling his modified NRA non-sequitur, "I'll give up my gun when they pry it from my cold, dead heart."

by Monkey's Dad April 1, 2021

Heart-a-stroke

When one's heart strokes out in the mist of a panic attack.
Not a medical condition.

The man had a heart-a-stroke when he had over 800 people in his Blog TV channel.

by Beaula Mae Hicks July 7, 2010

Throw my heart away

When the heart is broken beyond repair from losing someone you loved

If I don’t see this man every single day for the rest of my life, then throw my heart away.

by tyha October 27, 2021

heart attach

n. The panic you feel when you send an important email to the wrong recipient, forget attachments, or forget encryption when needed.

"Kim almost had a heart attach until she realized the email had been encrypted after all."

by Basic white dude, tall November 23, 2021

paternal grandma's heart

A very cold object devoid of emotion

Your evil paternal grandma's heart is brimming with evil

by deutsch Adolf October 7, 2022

Shit on my heart

Phrase used when someone shoots you down or causes slight disappointment. Used sarcastically, or to break tension.

Joe: Yo man, where's the last slice?
Steve: Ah sorry dog, I ate it.
Joe: Why you gotta shit on my heart man?

Past-Tense:
Joe: So dude, what happened with you and your girl last night?
Steve: Sorry man, she shat on my heart, I wasn't havin' that.

by conja! March 11, 2011

turtle heart

A little turtle who Carries a heart in it’s mouth, where did the heart come from? nobody knows.

Hey that’s a nice turtle heart you got there dude!
Thanks, it just came last week and I need to keep all eyes on it or it will start growing it’s heart collection.

by Q woo kyjtjtjjtjttjtj April 26, 2022