The 2 P's

Pregnant and prison. Used to succinctly describe the future of your booty call's hopeless children.
After an hour of listening to his fuck buddy give him shit about his desire to go back to school, Jason turned to her and said, "Bitch, with that kind of attitude your lil girl and boy are going to grow up representing the 2 P's - pregnant and prison!"
by ThyRoid Rage December 10, 2010
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october 2

October second is a national day when your girlfriend has to send one ass pic and titty pic to the boyfriends liking
boyfriend: it’s october second you know what that means..
girlfriend: fineee
(october 2 national ass and tity pic day)
by thtpretttymf September 30, 2023
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June 2

Get a bf/gf or die day

Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?
Kyle: do you have a boyfriend?
Kenna: no why?
Kyle: it’s June 2, you have to or you die!
Kenna: oh wow...
Kyle: well would you like to be mine?
by Nnaruto-kun May 23, 2021
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2-dip

can have dual meannings: mainly it's an insult to someone saying that when you have sex with a girl u last less then a minute...you dip it in twice n ur done cuz u bust real quick.
secondly, you it means you got laid. instead of saying 'yo i fucked her still' you say 'yo i 2-dip that still'

in a good term: {man 1}'did u hit dat?'... {man 2}'trust bro..2-dip!!'

insult: {man 1}'the man 2-dip that shit n thats it'
by herbz4ever May 16, 2007
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2 March

2 March is one of the best birthday to born if ur born in this birthday date ur lucky.
jake: is ur birthday at 2 March

you: yes?
jake: omg ur lucky!
by uareverycool January 26, 2022
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3 for 2

A promiscuous girl takes off her shirt and shows her tits in exchange for 3 gentleman showing off their dicks.
Man can you believe that? That girl gave us the 3 for 2 last night.

Remember that party back in 3rd year when she showed us the 3 for 2? Slut!
by the witness June 27, 2012
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2 plus 2 equals chair

A joke making fun of the math equation 2 plus 2
Man 1: 2 plus 2 does not equal 4 idiot

Man 2: what do you mean 2 plus 2 doesn't equal 4 ? Yes it does asshat!

Man 1: 2 plus 2 equals Chair because if you put the number 4 upside down it makes a chair

Man 2: Since when the hell did come to be?
by Hunter126 December 16, 2017
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