12 october

you're some simp from another server lmfao

ur a short bottom uwu

potato: "hey when's your bday?"
me: "12 october"
potato: "HAH YOU SHORT BOTTOM"
me: *crying inside*

by axolotl tenko December 18, 2021

12. november

awsome girl borned jeasus died becous girl so beutiful that he not can handle it anymore.

SOMEBODY: omg is that THE girl who is borned today ( 12. november ) ???!!?!?!??!
JESUS: yes
*dies*

by noticelandickgirl November 1, 2021

June 12

June 12 is New York Day, the day New York was founded

Person A: “June 12 is New York Day!”
Person B: “Hip Hip, Hooray!"

Originally published 9/17/1999

by user1011001 July 11, 2024

May 12

Tears Of The Kingdom release date

Why did you call in sick? You're perfectly fine!
It's may 12. I'm new game-sick

by Tactical Boneman April 27, 2023

12 oz. Mouse

a cartoon with 22 results on rule 34

Cartoonaboo: 12 oz. Mouse SUCKS ASS

by GiantVixen April 27, 2023

The essay is due by 12:00am

That one feeling at 11:59pm when you forgot to do your homework and you now you're toast.

Teacher: The essay is due by 12:00am tonight!
That one kid: Nah, I don't really care.
Teacher: Then go fuck yourself in DETENTION!

"The essay is due by 12:00am"
SHIT GET THE PENCIL
*Church Bell rings 12 times*
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I'M FUCKED

by 8MyLife October 22, 2022

November 12

The day that Red (Taylor’s Version) comes out. Also the day where all swifties will cry together and curse Jake Gyllenhaal.

I’m so excited to listen to the 10 minute version of All Too Well on November 12!

by all too unwell swiftie November 4, 2021