The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.
Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.
by BluRazzKookaburra December 19, 2024
Get the Mr. Manmug. A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.
Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?
by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025
Get the The Protein Manmug. Ted nivison. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk
by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021
Get the Milk manmug. When oral sex is engaged with an elderly male and he ejaculates wherever and the old man juice must be dried before the "Old Man Crunch" can be done. Once dried, take the dried old man juice, put it in ones mouth and make out.
(After ejaculation into the woman's hand.)
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
Woman: Cleetus, I think it's about dry!
Cleetus (Old Man): Alright lets boogie.
Woman: *Puts dried Cleetus juice in mouth and starts making out with Cleetus*
The "Old Man Crunch" has been completed.
by Cleetus Brown July 14, 2010
Get the Old Man Crunchmug. by The ANTI-feminist June 4, 2019
Get the Manmug. That one guy that always talks all that shit on 2k20 ps4 and says he will beat you in real life on 139 Courts but actually never does meanwhile alex hustles everyday just to beat lakota after quarantine. lakota = keyfood man \ Alex = hustler
Hey kevin remember when key food man said that he was gonna beat me in a 1 on 1 and he lied , trash kids these days.
by SlaveOwnerOfShaqir June 2, 2020
Get the Key food manmug. A small stuffed doll with a yellow hoodie and what appear to be giant dick legs that can be placed around the office or home in order to surprise your friends
by TurkeySandwich December 6, 2022
Get the Banana Manmug.