I have to go now. My planet needs me.

What you say when you need to get out of an awkward situation, fast.

- Hey guys, what are you up to?
- Oh not much, just about to watch 2 girls 1 cup again. The cinematography is exquisite!
- I have to go now. My planet needs me. *walks away*

by UrbanPrick July 9, 2012

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

A maxim of local politics.

I need this paving contract, you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

can i put my balls in your jaws

u want to put your balls in there jaws and your lonely and horny

can i put my balls in your jaws stepsis

by cock licker900069 August 25, 2021

whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

derived from elnglish, translated means: hello chum, how are things progressing in your homestead my dear and close companion?

yo blood, whats crackin in yo hood my young pimpin mc?

by BWEIss March 14, 2003

my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev

When white trailer trash cant pronounce chevrolet because they are used to one syllable brands like dodge and ford. chevrolet is too classy for them.

did you see my neighbors new car?
no tom what did he get?
my rich neighbor drives a che, che, chev..
oh ok, i think i know what you're talking about.

by csmith23 July 6, 2010

put on my raving shoes and i boarded a plane?

When a kid is brought up to beleive that being different is cool they take to music known as rave or trance. Scooter is AND WILL ALWAYS be the leader of this movement.

Examples of people who follow this movement are ViBe, SiNisTer, 3d and noone else on the planet.

by {DnF}MAG^ October 21, 2004