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Middle man

A person who is friends with one person and that same person who hates one of your other friends and they used to be close and now they got issues with each other where your self wasn’t involved in. Also it is a thought situation that your a middle man because say a friend of yours ask you to chill with them and then someone else that your friend hates ask u to chill with them it’s a thought situation on your end to choose who to hangout with...
Francesca: hey Nicole want to hangout today I’m feeling a little down and I need to get out of the house

Nicole: I’ll let you know soon Francesca I just need to know if I can go out. And I hope everything is okay

*Nicole hangs up from Francesca then receives a call from her friend Diana who Francesca hates and Diana also hates Francesca*

Diana: hey Nicole do you want to hangout tonight.

Nicole: ummm maybe but Francesca asked me to hangout though
Diana: oh it’s okay

Nicole: it would be nice to hangout with you two at the same time but I’m the Middle man in every situation with all of my friends and it’s really stressful tbh but I’ll think about it

Diana: okay just let me know. I’ll call you back
by Rodeohillbilly7 January 22, 2020
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The sexiest man alive

Dominic is the sexiest man alive mr steal yo girl giving multiple anal orgasms on sight
by Royal fuckery🗡👑 May 7, 2022
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big monkey man

A classic s.k.a. reggae song from.

I heard Any Winehouse doing the cover at the end one of her shows on TV.
'...it's no lie, it's no lie
Huggin up the big monkey man....'
by VillageWalls July 23, 2021
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Man

"What is a man!? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk! Have at you!"
- Dracula in Castlevania Symphony if The Night
by DanteR3dgrave_ August 13, 2021
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Showing The Man Downstairs Who’s Boss

A euphemism for jacking off. The man downstairs is referring to an individuals genitalia. By showing him who’s boss, you are beating him, aka beating off, aka jacking off.
Man, work has sucked today. I think I’m just gonna go home and end up showing the man downstairs who’s boss.
by WiltMichaels November 25, 2022
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She's the man

When a girl tries to grab something out of your hand (or does grab something out of your hand), she's doing it because she's the man.
She's the man, she just took your cigarette and started smoking it.
by Solid Mantis November 5, 2019
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omega-man

A nickname for a man who has an abundant amount of fat.

The term derives from the fact that fat has a high inductance, measured in ohms, with the symbol omega.
I went in with the stun gun and the man didn't flinch, a fuckin omega-man.
by EngineerHumor December 21, 2021
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