Shit across the bows

On realising that last night’s disturbingly authentically Greek kebab mixed with large amounts of disturbingly authentic Greek wine will be unlikely to make it through the hand operated flush system aboard The Good Ship Aqualung, you are required to launch yourself into the Mediterranean, swim forward to the anchor chain and cling to it while voiding your bowels. All crew will pretend this is not happening but tell you about the number of fish feeding on your turds.

Also known as Laying Deep Sea Cable or Having a Matthew White (rhyming slang)

Captain, looks like we’re about to take a Shit Across The Bows
I’ll just lay some deep sea cable and then we can go for breakfast
Which way is the current? I need a Matthew White.

by themightydmc August 4, 2022

Shitty-Ass-shit

When something is down right shitty.

That’s some shitty-ass-shit.

by anonymous August 20, 2022

Shit box

If you don’t know, then you’re not following 4incheslive on Instagram and TikTok, thus you’re missing out.

“ Trevor Chanston, 4incheslive, hell yea pound that shit box, get err done”

by BoxstateG February 5, 2025

Shit

Something that is served in cafeterias worldwide.

Lunch lady: Here you go sweetie, some "American Chop Sewey"

Me: This looks like donkey shit.

by That One Guy In 2nd Grade June 30, 2018

Shit

Homophobes and racists.

You’re shit

by Humanpersonlol November 24, 2020

shit twin

During labour, a shit twin is when a mother defecates at the same time her child is born.

"Did you hear that Jack had a shit twin?"

"It was embarrassing to admit that I gave birth to a shit twin."

by KinniKitty May 2, 2018

Dog shit welder

A weld that looks like it was done by a drunk Steve Wonder

Jon D is a dog shit welder

by Jdwelder May 11, 2021