pull out the uke

Used when somebody needs to apologize for something they did, especially when they don't believe that they need to apologize.

Ex 1: "Apparently HR says I need to pull out the uke for making a bunch of weirdly sexual comments"
Ex 2: Man 1 - "Did you hear that Jason called his wife fat?"
Man 2 - "Yeah, he had to pull out the uke."

by manmansbiggestfan September 3, 2023

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

by galaxyblues August 18, 2024

Weeded Out

A negative term to describe someone who consumes marijuana where such drug is clearly having a detrimental effect on their being.

Can also be taken as a play on words to say that someone was 'weeded out' (taken out) of a program/job/place etc due to their drug use.

Person 1: Hey I kind of like her, but they're kind of... dull?
Person 2: well duh, she's totally weeded out. Look at her friends, how she talks, real obvious.

by diegdefs January 24, 2024

tom and jake making out

just watch adventure camp

1: tom and jake
2:the ones who keep making out
1:yes
2: *pulls out phone and starts watching adventure camp*
1: omg its tom and jake making out

by Brendonurielover69 February 18, 2023

ask your crush out day

it’s august 20th you now what that means ASK YOUR CRUSH OUT DAY!!

John: aye you now what day it is

Emily: wait what day is it?

John: it’s august 20th

Emily: what’s happens today?

John: ask your crush out day!

Emily: REALLY
John: Yes!

by Iammeyouareyou1234 August 19, 2021

i'll beat the shit out of you

1. Someone will try to severely hurt you.
2. Some men say this to a woman, before doing her.

1. You better shut up or I'll beat the shit out of you.
2. Girl, take off your pants, I'll beat the shit out of you.

by vizzreal December 18, 2016

dewd out

when you drink so much mt dew that you poo green

man i need to stop drinkin mt dew my poo looks like shreks babies man im dewd out

by martydaclown December 16, 2011