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Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011

A term youtube users will submit in the comment section of a video of any song that is older than a year to let everybody know that because they listen to older music, they are special. As a result, people who feel the same give them thumbs up as was the original intention of the comment.
(Comment on a Queen music video) "Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011" 151 thumbs up.
by themanclaw August 28, 2011
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shut yo monkey ass up

A polite way to ask the lucky people who were born with the legendary skin of being able to camouflage in the dark to keep quiet . The dark is supposed to be a peaceful place and we DONT want noises coming from things we cannot see in the dark . A quick fix is to turn on the lights to deactivate their legendary skin . Please remind these chocolate people with the legendary skin of being able to disappear in the night to be silent at all times . This is to prevent confusions in the night .
"man shut yo monkey ass up lil nigga! you better watch out tonight cuz imma be in your closet waiting for you"
by abit too black person September 17, 2023
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Just Write a Check and Shut Up.

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."
Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.
by QBIV May 1, 2012
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up shit creek without a paddle

When one is caught in a precarious situation where the likelihood of it ending in something positive is virtually non-existent.
I can't believe I hit that car with my Mom's new car. I have been driving around aimlessly for the past 2 hours because as soon as she sees this dent, I'm up shit creek without a paddle.

wrong situation
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Back it up, BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

To ask someone to repeat something which needs clarification.
Jerry: She said there's some tractor story that she hasn't told me about.

George: Woah, back it up, back it up, Beep! Beep! Beep! Tractor story?

Jerry: Beep, beep, beep? What are you doing?
by Dick Armey October 20, 2006
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Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem

The infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem is a theorem that was sparked in the early 21st century and still leaves philosophers baffled. The base premise of the theorem assumes that a Fruit-Roll Up is rolled around the shaft of a male's penis. This then begs the question, "Is it gay if you were to take a bite out of a Fruit-Roll Up that was miles in diameter but at its center, wrapped around a penis?"

Philosophers argued for years over whether the action would be gay and the following theorem was created:

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches infinity, gayness approaches zero.

As the diameter of Fruit-Roll Up approaches zero, gayness approaches infinity.

It is key to note that no matter how thick and large in diameter the Fruit-Roll Up is, as long as its center is rolled around a penis, it will always be some form of gay.
"I saw a massive Fruit-Roll Up in my front yard today and was about to take a bite but then remembered about the Infinite Fruit-Roll Up Theorem and did not want to be associated with any form of gayness."
by fruitrolluptheoreminventor March 21, 2022
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A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW
If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!
by Erex69 March 21, 2022
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