man crush

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.

or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity

“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal”

“I thought you only liked girls?”

“pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”

by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 14, 2025

Da p man

a literal fuck boy who spends his type texting girls who are out of his league, trying to act hard.

yo my drilla did you see da p man?? he was chatting up bare girls styll

by child123 January 19, 2022

Man bag

Carried by hardnuts and chavs who think they own the world, man bags are items that are often seen outside mc Donald’s, the kid carrying them is probably riding a Carrera Vengeance with his Chav buddies in a ride out session.

Oh look it’s a man bag boy

by Criticalxp September 06, 2019

Wookie man

A term used to describe a boyfriend with extraordinary and beautiful body hair but yet has a tender and soothing nature about him

My boyfriend Chris Washby is such a wookie man, I love his long beautiful hair

by February 11, 2021

Lonely Man's Bukake

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.

"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

by Lord hamster molester the 5th July 06, 2022

Cricket Man

The smartest man in the universe that happens to be the president and protector of the world.
Has the Biggest brain and is ruv from fnf.
He's super buff as in strong as shaggy strong my man can delete the universe in one snap and protects a witty trainer.

Person 1:I love Cricket man I simp for him everyday and he's the biggest brain.

by AuntieMC October 10, 2021

Fat Man's Paradox

Any adjective(s) or adverb(s) that describes how big something is; cannot be used by a fat guy without him looking fat.

Fat Guy: "Yeah, I'm a heavy advocate for lettuce".

Skinny Guy: "Haha, you sure are a heavy advocate".
Fat Guy: "Fat Man's Paradox".

by EmperorPomni October 27, 2024