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lick before you lap

The doggie-variation of da famous "scope wid yer peepuhz before you jump in wid both feet" proverb, this advises all furry canines to carefully sniff/taste something for true safety/edibility before guzzling it down.
Fido with soap-bubbles fizzing out his nostrils Gee whillikerz --- I shoulda followed my mama's advice to "lick before you lap" --- I shoulda known that bucket was fulla used dishwater before I greedily stuck my thirsty snout into it!
by QuacksO July 9, 2018
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Have you seen this man?

A meme about cicada 3301 asking if you have dreamt about a person and it's a bad meme
John: yo I had this wet dream last nigh
Peter: What was the chick wearing?
John: Wait what
Have you seen this man?
by Kfcmaster17 July 9, 2018
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Is that you, yeah?

When you see an old friend and you feel the need to forget their name and ask if it is them, the more appropriate way of saying "Yo mate I see it is you"...
Ehhh fam! Is that you, yeah? Fam das you bruv.
by alexthegangsta July 11, 2018
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skrew you

What someone says to you when there jealous of you
Skrew you ******
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you

a wonderful human being who brings me only joy. thank you for existing and coming along the ride with me even when it got tough. i want to protect you for the rest of eternity, you are my precious and beautiful bean and i wouldn't give you up even if i could meet every idol i've ever wanted to meet. YOU ARE ADORABLE AND BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND LOWER YOUR OPINION OF YOURSELF IN MY PRESENCE BECAUSE I WILL TELL YOU HOW WONDERFUL YOU ARE, MAKING MY HEART UWU <333 I LOVE YOU
hey, you uwu
by pupperseoks July 16, 2018
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As you do

A retarded way of saying 'like you do'
Me:Someone just kept talking through the movie.
You:As you do...
Me: I think you mean 'like you do'.
by DriesIsEenKut July 17, 2018
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