Vaggy Man

A Wuss. A guy who's ex orders him around.
She tells him when he can and can't see his kids even though he has a court order. He's such a vaggy man.
by Medsched December 26, 2011
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man fuk u

what sophia says when she mad🦹🏿 ♀️🦹🏿 ♀️
by bitches mad April 18, 2020
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Poor Man’s Ether

Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
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Pussy man-boy

Guys that acts like a "PUSSY" thinking a woman instantly wants a relationship so they bolt , even if the sex was amazing and they have great chemistry. They use their "MAN" skills to charm their way into your pants then run away like a scared little "BOY"! Then they Ghost you with no explanation.
I finally went out with that guy I've been flirting with , best sex I ever had, but he turned out to be such a pussy man-boy!
by Kerbear1966 October 04, 2019
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cookie man

he sells cookies on twitter and he gives good head
omg i met a cookie man last night it was amazing
by zhack3060ti April 19, 2021
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mango juice man

the mysterious abuelo of one iliena bauta. is he real? we may never know! let us know if you see him please he’s been missing for years
look it’s the mango juice man!”
“what are you talking about there’s nobody there.”
by mangojuiceman July 01, 2022
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1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference
"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"
by Rezboy sunday October 31, 2023
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