Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

'End' on your keyboard

A function on the keyboard not many people actually know about. You can use this to get to the bottom of a page or website if you don't feel like scrolling down all the way.

"How do I navigate online pages quickly?"

"You can either use 'End' on your keyboard to get to the bottom instantly, or vice versa -- to the top of the page using 'Home' on your keyboard

by Above Average Jojo Fan October 17, 2023

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by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025

your disgusting

It's you're, not your. Baka.

User 1: your disgusting
User 2: *You're disgusting. FTFY.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 16, 2022

We're biting for your life

What lobster parents say when they take a small nip out of their youngsters' tails so that if a lobsterman catches the lobsters sometime later, he has to throw them back. The amended v-notch law now states that if you catch a lobster that has a bit missing from its tail where a v-notch could have been, you have to throw it back, since it might have been previously v-notched by a fisherman to mark it as an egg-bearing female.

Lobster mom: We're biting for your life.
Lobstermen: What about **our** lives?? You're reducing our income by preventing us from harvesting a lot of legal lobsters!

by QuacksO December 5, 2017

give a girl your hoodie

july 17 is national give a girl your hoodie day

a great way to show a girl love and affection...

boy: do you want my hoodie?
girl:of course

boy: it’s national give a girl your hoodie day

by logan puppy July 17, 2020

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025