Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

Man

An asshole who thinks he is God's gift but is really just a stupid piece of shit.

Oh look. There's another man.

by Manateetremont August 24, 2024

The ReArrival Of The MAn

Yo manz is back in bidness fr nigga (for now)

Yo YOOOOO he back fr!!!
Yea its The ReArrival Of The MAn

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! August 30, 2024

Carrot Man

Logan Doig

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.

by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024

Common man

1. A person who is born lower to middle class in social hierarchy which strive to do every work to become better in life.

2. Typically a manlet (below average height) that is determined to climb social ladder and have ambition to become rich and hook all women.
3. Low-key incel.

—Look at that short guy, he's a typical common man.

by overproudbrownperson September 17, 2024

Poor Man's Ritalin

Poor Man's Ritalin is 2mg Nicotine lozenges and Caffeine in the form of Coffee and Monster energy drinks. Poor Man's Ritalin is when you have ADHD, you either drink emergency coffee you saved up, or you take a 2mg Nicotine lozenge. Then you wait 30 minutes. Then use the focus and relaxation from the coffee 100mg Caffeine or 2mg Nicotine lozenge and prepare some coffee. Then drink coffee. The combination of 2 coffees 200mg total Caffeine might help you focus, or it will put you to sleep. The combination of 2mg Nicotine and 100mg Caffeine might help you focus, or it might just put you to sleep (but less likely than with the 2 coffees). If you want, you can have a beer or shot of vodka for added focus to the Coffee and Nicotine combo.

Tony: I tried a 2mg Nicotine lozenge and then made coffee 30 minutes later. Then I enjoyed a coffee (100mg Caffeine). Thanks, Poor Man's Ritalin!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 17, 2024