I wish I was Jared, 19

This phrase can be seen in the comment section of outrageous or otherwise shocking posts to express disturbance, confusion, or surprise. It refers to the popular vine “My name is Jared, I’m 19, and I never learned how to fucking read”

*A tweet vividly describing someones sexual fantasy involving feet, motor oil, 13 male strippers, toothpaste, used toilet paper, and a bidet*

Comment section:
“Man, I wish I was Jared, 19”

by Seen_too_much June 7, 2024

Since I was a lil girl/boy

Used to exaggerate and explanation of how long ago it's been since you've experienced such event.

Girl used by Men.
Boy used by Women.

1. Susie: "I haven't heard that song Since I was a lil boy!"
2. Bill: "I haven't been to Burger King Since I was a lil girl!"
Since I was a lil girl/boy

by Doc Anarchist April 12, 2013

what i do den

when you be high af and your homie think you did da suck dick motion, so you gots to asks him what u did. If ya homie them demonstrates da suck dick motion, then you know HE GAY

does *suck dick motion*
homie: "do that shit again"
*acts out a dance* "da wha did"
homie: "nah you didn't do dat"
"what i do den"
*homie acts out da suck dick motion*
"nah homie gay, on my momma you suck dick"

by Critch the witch February 22, 2020

I always share with my buddy

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021

I Wanna Be The Guy

Was once considered one of the hardest games of all time due to its ludicrous trial-and-error gameplay, combined with bullet hell, misleading graphics, traps that are impossible to find out without dying to them first, the ability to die AFTER THE ENDING CREDITS, requiring you to beat the brutal final boss all over again...you get it.

It was released around the same time as the first Kaizo Mario; together, they created a genre of video games centered around being as infuriatingly difficult as possible.

Nowadays, it's still considered hard, but far from one of the hardest games ever. If you know the game inside and out, it's actually not terribly difficult. That, and the numerous fangames that completely and utterly trounce it in difficulty make it quite outdated.

Here's to I Wanna Be The Guy (and Kaizo Mario)

For making people wanna tear their hair out.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 25, 2024

I could got it

In between I could and I got it

Lmao I could got it but I don’t wanna be holding on to a brick - Joseph

by Ohwowsal March 22, 2022

and I oop

This is something that Kevahs say when she can't come up with a snappy comeback.

Mom: "Kevah, did you brush your teeth?"
Kevah: "Not yet, why?"
Mom: Your breath smells like the dog farted in your mouth."
Kevah: "And I oop."

by Karovakia March 15, 2020