If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

When and where I choose

Never

Listen, babe, we're gonna go shopping when and where I choose.
And then you refuse.

by -space- September 21, 2022

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015

I

Hello fear

I can’t say you are welcome here, but I am not surprised you are near.
Faith I am trying to hold on to.

But the things that I connected (possibly in solely my head) have disappeared.
He has gone dark on a way we said “good morning”.
I’m still chilling on delivered.
The negative thumbs just won’t stop.
My beloved numbers I barely can do, only a few.

New accounts on here send my overthinking in high gear…
A few numbers I consistently moved along with someone else, I thought it was you know who… but it appears I have no clue…. As that has stopped now too.

I fear…
Our love we will never hear.
In his arms I will never be near.
I will never be able to say “welcome home my dear”
How I would love to talk over a beer…
But instead words I type on here…
Praying one day my dream will appear!

Lady filled with fear,
You do have a lot of me. I am here to help you see. The fear you have is from the love for your he. In time you will see what is meant to be🤗

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 July 26, 2024

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds

The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello

by psuedyon November 22, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 7, 2025

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021