ass hair dick fuck

it is when your ass hair gets into a guys foreskin and ur ass hair is fucking your partners dick foreskin

oh no my ass hair dick fuck is stuck

by larry smellbuttz May 7, 2018

You suck much dick

When you want to say 'you suck' to someone but you want to seem like a total fucking bitch

Lisa: HEY MINHYUN
Lisa: You suck much dick

by rawruwu May 6, 2019

National suck dick day

June 24th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo nigga dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day.

Sloppy Toppy.Double Hand Twist.Gawk Gawk 3000. National Suck Dick Day🤤

by yourdadsycksmyass June 24, 2022

Fun Dip Dick Dinging

When one Bro snorts a line of Fun Dip of another Bro's cock

"Yo, Bro I saw these two dude's Fun Dip Dick Dinging in the bathroom last night."
" Damn bro, We should Fun Dip Dick Ding tonight."
"Yeah bro who's dick gonna get dinged."
"Don't matter Bro"

by NaughtyPB June 24, 2019

SSD (Straight Shooting Dick)

A penis with laser guided precision that locks straight to its target. It's been known to be somewhat predatory in some environments. It has been considered to be somewhat dangerous in ex Soviet states.

Be careful tonight, my radar says there are plenty of SSD (Straight Shooting Dick) out in the town looking for predatory targets to lock on to.

by GimpyLeg August 11, 2021

Burnt blue dick waffle

And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

by Femalechad January 27, 2021

Mr. Dick n’ Balls

Mr. Dick n’ Balls is no ordinary man. His family tree is all Dick n’ Balls. He’s a celebrity that’s participated in many movies and is all across the news. He is the man all the women want (probably you too). So remember, if you ever hear Dick n’ Balls you should always be reminded of the legend

Person 1: “Hey, did you hear about Mr Dick n’ Balls?”
Person 2: “Uh, señor, yo no English.”

Person 1: “Yeah I know, Mr. Dick n’ Balls is an awesome movie celebrity.”

by I would smash Ryan Reynolds June 9, 2023