by jakesgixxer April 26, 2011
Get the fucked up like a T-rexmug. to bullshit or lie, to tell a falsehood. originally comes from the era of snake-oil salesmen and traveling hucksters pandering cure-all ointments.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
one said cure for many ailments (including constipation) was a "tobacco enema" in which the purveyor would literally blow smoke up the afflicted's rectum with a device created solely for this purpose. obviously people caught on soon enough, and figured out that tobacco enemas were embarrassing as well as useless.
as such, the phrase became the euphemism it is today for selling a line of nonsense to an otherwise naive or unsuspecting rube.
person 1: "did you know that recent studies show that rat feces are as effective as any available wrinkle cream on the market?"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
person 2: "you're totally blowing smoke up my ass"
by waterbrother September 11, 2009
Get the blowing smoke up my assmug. Up, down, and all around describes an emotional state of being that is completely skitophrenic - You have had a good day, a bad day, and a lot of emotions in between.
Today they messed up my order at Taco Bell, I drove an hour out of my way to a job that was closed, I won $5 in the lottery, I had to pee on someone else's poop after I wet my pants in the gas station, my car is broken, and now I have to drive back to my office because I forgot something there. I hate the boy I thought I liked, and I just might hate men altogether. My day was up, down and all around.
by Squidipus March 5, 2009
Get the up, down and all aroundmug. Conflation of the expressions drive me up a wall and driving me nuts. Basically when someone is annoying you so intensely it's almost like they're kicking you in the balls. Hence the reference to the word "nuts."
Co-worker: How's the project with Amy coming along?
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
Me: Holy moly ... she's really driving me up my nuts. I can't stand her constantly changing her mind about everything.
by naughtybynature June 28, 2019
Get the Driving me up my nutsmug. by SpongeRobert November 4, 2018
Get the Up shit creek without a paddlemug. every day is national shut the fuck up day, stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary national days on your snapchat story
tina: its national show me your cock day!
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
bobby: its national shut the fuck up day tina if you really want to see some cock just ask you stupid pitaful excuse for a slut
by Mememaser April 18, 2020
Get the National shut the fuck up daymug. Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco
Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!
# i'ma fill up your taco
Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!
# i'ma fill up your taco
by Archduke of Douchebags February 22, 2019
Get the I'ma fill up your tacomug.