Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.

You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Zombie

A dude (or dudette) that rises from the dead (after a long no-communication period) and tries to start a conversation with fewer brains and tact than an actual zombie. They are in a subcategory of fuckboy.

Friend 1: "Brian from Tinder hasn't messaged me a week, but today he said 'hey'. Do you think that he's interested?"
Friend 2: "No! He's just being a zombie."

Friend A: "So...my ex never responded to the text I sent a year ago, but today he randomly asked how I was doing. What the fuck?"
Friend B: "What a Zombie! He's probably just bored and horny. Don't respond!"

by ThisB May 30, 2018

Zombie Scroller

When you cannot stop reading something on the internet late at night for long periods of time.

Dude#1: Hey I was scrolling down my news feed for hours last night.
Dude#1: Man you're such a Zombie Scroller.

by Snell0007 January 26, 2016

zombies

1. A cringey disney musical series that got an even worse animated series
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories

1. Hey, let's watch Disney's Zombies- **NO.**
2. ah fuck it's the zombies

by humanoidian February 26, 2025

zombie headturn

that awkward moment when you see a cannibal eating someone alive, then they see you and turn their head with blood on their mouth right above the dead body, similar to the first zombie in resident evil. After this happens, they attempt to eat you too.

Johnny got high on bath salts again, a saw him killing and eating Eric, he then gave me the zombie headturn and went after me too.

by dashketchum December 28, 2013

Sadistic Zombies

Ha! Totally bro! I said that earlier didn't I?

Hym "Sadistic Zombies! But it's not just the Republicans. Look at me! I'm like Wolverine from Marvel Zombies, right? Where he gets locked I the basement and eaten perpetual. Used as a replenishing food source. Only to find out later that is they would have abstained from eating the hunger would have went away. Ha! Heheheh... *Sigh* Good times..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2025

Zombie

Modern day 16 to 25 year-olds working long hours at dead end jobs for minimum wage trying to make ends meet.

You are a Zombie, you poor soul, bless your little cotton socks.

by Clap Them Alien Cheeks September 29, 2019