Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).

Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself

by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022

Zach

very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend

hey zach ur gay

by zach:) June 17, 2022

Zachary

Zachary is a very cracked Fortnite player and he can be the funniest in the room but when he is alone his thoughts over takes him and he begins drowning in sadness he also loves music and probably Juice WRLD BECAUSE THATS ALL HE TALKS ABOUT !!!

Zachary means being insane or cracked at something probably a video game

by Jsernameq June 24, 2022

Zach’ed

The art of ignoring your friends messages until after the event or events are over

You Zach’ed me on discord

by Borney June 28, 2022

Zach

A male who is definitely sexiest, miserable, and a heathen. But still really cool

Them:do you know Zach?
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool

by Hyperionx13 June 28, 2022

Zach Syndrome

Zach Syndrome is a disorder in which the person says the N-word randomly or in every single sentence.

Dude. He kept saying the N-word constantly. I think he has Zach Syndrome.

by MousePad04 June 29, 2022

Zachary

This type of kid probably sits in the back of the class doesn't say much and is depressed. If they have their hand in their backpack for too long you might start to get worried.

Oh shit! Zachary told me not to come to school tomorrow?!

by xxXNOT.JACKXxx July 4, 2022