amber jones

a beautiful amazing singer. she has the voice of an angel. originating from her mothers vagina she was born with it and started practicing at the ripe old age of 1! she shall become famous, not only for her singing but for interest in lactation and its side effects to the body. we stan amber here. if you dont, move along. you dont deserve to hear her angelic, beautiful, incredible, outstanding, amazing, great, good, wow voice.

thor: omg did you see that singer, i think her names ‘amber jones’ she’s a new singer!! i think she will make it in this world.
wanda: yes i did!! i live for her cover of formula from euphoria!
luna lovegood: i haven’t heard her yet, i’ll search her up now!
sarah paulson: OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE’s THE BEST EVER!! IM HER NO.1 FAN!!!!!!😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰💞💞🍼

by ab11_ July 23, 2021

Harrison Jones

Harrison Jones has the hottest mother ever and like to fuck one of his close friends little sisters, he also has the fattest crush on james charles

Harrison Jones' mums only fans is free today!!

by anonymous July 27, 2021

Out Tommy Lee Jones

To spread a rumor which may not be true. Taken from Tom Segura’s anecdote about his dad and Tommy Lee Jones, where he finds out that he has incorrectly been telling people that Tommy Lee Jones is gay because Tom’s father misinformed Tom

I don’t want to out Tommy Lee Jones here, but I heard that John is having an affair

by SteamyLugNutz August 2, 2021

The B Jones

The opposite of keeping up with The Joneses. Doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and has rbf all the time.

That guy has the B Jones mentality
Pulling a b Jones and saying yolo

by Samilah August 5, 2021

Marcus Jones

A fairly large boy who is either slated for being a nonce, doing professional or running a very successful YouTube channel

Marcus Jones is very gay ahahaha (I’m actually in pain I stg)

by MJ Chungus August 9, 2021

W.H. Jones

A human mattress that has a man whore in all fifty states and three countries. He also use parking lots of religious buildings for his sexual escapades and doesn’t like African Americans.

Wow W.H. Jones is a real whore and he’s racist!

by Thotcoptor43 August 27, 2021

Jim Jones

A cult leader that encouraged people to report on each other, kind of like Hitler. He also made a congregation where everyone (of all backgrounds/walks of life) was welcome, and seemed like a wonderful person to some of the people he manipulated.

The bubbly girl's behavior was becoming a lot like that of Jim Jones, to where nobody could question her actions (or authoritie). Everyone that did so was a hater that needed to be arrested or punished somehow.

by The Original Agahnim August 31, 2021