smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face

Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.

by Kaboose28 October 19, 2015

Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.

Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.

by Probably_cake January 2, 2023

there are no trucks in minecraft

a gag in "50 ways to die in minecraft" where if you say that, you will get run over by a purple semi truck

Person 1: Hey give me all your emeralds.
Person 2: Sorry I left it in my... truck.
Person 1: What? There are no trucks in Minecraft!

and then the person dies, the end

by cool good epic man July 6, 2025

Cake truck

A woman's butt which is overly bodacious and bouncy when in motion.

Damn, Aunt Fanny walking around with her cake truck tonight.

by Obliene November 26, 2021

truck tire

Slang for same sex relationship.

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.

by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017

Truck Fuck

when skateboarders use their skateboards as a means of self defense by holding the axle of one of the skateboards trucks and swinging the board like its a sword causing self protection from violent people

never Truck Fuck anyone

by D4z1b013000 May 18, 2022

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017