Two Tab Tony

A guy who is turnt on acid

A drug dealer who deals acid

A person who is acting all crazy
Person 1: Dude look at that guy on the street just staring at that wall.

Person 2: He's a two tab Tony for sure.
by Whitest Anglo-Saxon December 20, 2022
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Tony Two Canoes

A man who attempts to look stronger by standing unnaturally straight and holding their arms out to the side, making it look like they're carrying two canoes. A close relative to the try-hard.
"Look at Tony Two Canoes over there, what a fagget"
by heyitzaj July 5, 2016
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Tony

Tony is that one skinny kid that everyone thinks will never get a girlfriend. He tries to work out to get bigger, but he knows it will never work. Tony is often an Asian kid who has a tiger mom or parents that are never around. Everyone picks on him just because.
"Hey Tony."
"Shutup I'm working out."
"Are you're parents home?"

"What do you think?"
"Okay bye Bony"
by SchoolRant December 14, 2021
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Tony Lucero

Un tony lucero es una persona muy linda que cae bien, es el mejor best pero no se baña, le gustan las papas fritas, el básquet y dar sapes.
- “Mira ahí viene Tony Lucero!”
- “wow mi amigo tony!!”
- “Tony anotó la mejor canasta del año”
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Tony

Tony is the kind of person who beats you 24/7 and never calls you back.
by howcrazyareyou November 24, 2023
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Toni

Toni is a very attractive guy but also a weird one. He is not the sort to dump on anyone but be sure that if he cares about you after a few days he will look for you anyway. He is a great philosopher, he persuades you with his confusing phrases and you don't even know if what he says is true or not. He likes to work and help girls study. He is an independent guy, he’s not the type to let some red-haired girl push him around, but often he allows to be cowered into submission by his friend Daria. He does not often get angry, indeed almost never, he is not a guy who talks back, on the contrary he is always polite, available and understanding, with people who prove to him that they deserve it. He’s funny and always rips you a smile, in any way, through a joke about literature, philosophy or even a sexual topic. He is a good friend, a person who can be trusted, with Toni you never run out of arguments, being an interesting person, there is always something to talk about. This is only a part of all the things that could be said about Toni, so if you find one, keep it tight.
x: who’s that guy?
y: he’s toni *blushes*
x: are you blushing or what??
y: shut up
by Daria M. November 20, 2021
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Ol’ Tony

Ol’ Tony is one of many nicknames of a cowboy who is named Anthony or Tony. He is a risk taker and is nice to the ladies, he is a lone drifter and is probably armed to the teeth and if on his bad side, he will see you but you won’t be able to see him until your ass is kicked. He loves horses and wants to develop a relationship with every horse he meets even if he doesn’t own them. He is an outdoorsman and prefers to piss outside than in a bathroom. He love it when his adrenaline is pumped and is usually the the cowboy that will be on the back of a bucking bronc. He loves to rodeo regardless of making 8 seconds or getting his ass bucked off. He loves the Old West and is a cowboy poet and balladeer. He like many cowboys will do anything in his power to keep the Western way of life alive. He doesn’t take kindly to bossiness unless it is his boss giving him orders. Here is the type of guy that would be outside 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year and he loves American West.
Ol’ Tony couldn’t imagine life if it ain’t on horseback m.”
by Cowboy of no name November 20, 2023
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