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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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shark couple goals

When a couple mimics the behavior of sharks with each other. For example, at the end of a long day when they are sleepy and play the sleepy shark. Or when they want to surprise the other one, and play the surprise shark.
by surprise shark October 19, 2024
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Sharked

To make someone bleed while having sex.
Last night he sharked me.
by Randomrandom 12345787 October 16, 2020
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Shark

POV: You saw the definition of Shark was "A way to have sex" & decided to look up the definition on Urban Dictionary even though u know it's a sea creature.
Let me tell u that all Dictionarys are right including the Urban Dictionary.
This means that there are multiple meanings of the word Shark.

*"_Shark_"*:

1: *Noun*: *Shark*: A big sea creature that's a type of fish.

2: *Adjective\Adverb*: *Shark or Sharking*: A way to have sex. This way of sex involves a male & a female having sex in a body of water🤽 ♀️🤽 ♂️(pool, ocean, bath, etc.).

*Adverb*:

*Sharking*: To have sex with a Shark🦈🧖.

3: *Verb*: *Sharks*: 2 Sharks having sex🦈🦈.
Mister: Hey, remember when you looked up Shark on the Urban Dictionary and it said "A way to have sex!"

Mister -1: Yeh, other dictionarys say it's a sea animal tho.

Mister: Well, I just found out that there are multiple definitions of the word Shark.

Both: O0ohhhhh!
by TFCFriendly May 25, 2023
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SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(
B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”
by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022
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shark pet

Stroking a female against the hair grain to test if she's gotten a close shave. Apparently sharks are slippery one way and rough the opposite.
Ah, you're from France. Mind if I do a little "shark pet" before this evening's shenanigans?
by theycallmecarmen92 July 10, 2018
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800 shark team

Wow they some 800 shark team ass dudes
by the deadliest February 3, 2022
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