where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.
by cheif9/11 June 26, 2024
In order to go to Waffle House after midnight, it must be earned. To earn it, you must be drunk and have been partying, or working the night shift.
by Theoryqueen September 17, 2017
Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
Coined by YouTuber and content creator JaySoullz this is the theory that after you stop talking to a girl or guy, whether it be due to an argument or disagreement, you don’t leave on a really bad note. U keep it cordial, don’t yell back or argue, and you can later spin the block when you’re doing even better in life and the options she had are starting to weign. She will have forgotten the feelings that made her willing to stop talking to you in the first place, and by then you will have multiple other girls to immediately take her spot if she acts up again.
“Yelling and arguing with a female completely goes against CST(cordial separation theory)”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
“If you’re following CST, you know you have to keep it calm at all times”
by Jayrod69 June 17, 2023
Theory of everything.
Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Theory that infinity^infinity dimensions moving at uncountable speed creates an orthogonal circle.
Pan-meta theory meets avant-nihilism which comes from the future. In avant-nihilism, a circle of shine is created if an infinite number of colors are deposited into the circle.
Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
Pan-meta theory proffers that a plurality of multiverses reduces perfectly into a universe.
by zanderfin July 05, 2020
by zanderfin October 29, 2019
Paradigm that individual intention is modular. Occasionally, the theory of everything.
An addendum to triene-ism.
Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
An addendum to triene-ism.
Pan-meta theory is an infinite line of equally long-discrete-parts that curves from trans-infinite space to super-symmetry.
The paradigm that states that human intention contains its pre-requisite definitions is triene-ism. In other words; you are missing material things or memories; but the STRUCTURE of YOUR intentions stays intact.
At no point is your intention missing its components.
Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
At no point is your intention missing its components.
Pan-meta theory; more than a stand-alone theory; is an appendix to triene-ism which adds a universal-contingent of modularity to intention.
by flightfacilities May 17, 2022