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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.
.9.This Nigger Has Been Touching My Shoulder For Yhirty Three Years.9.
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Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.
You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.
by Tr45h May 22, 2022
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No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.
“Damn.”Kevin
What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John
by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019
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No Touch Knockout

The term No Touch Knockout refers to a prominent martial arts scam technique which advertises a "no touch knockout master"'s ability to knock someone asleep with "magical powers" , "ancient energy techniques" or anything synonymous with those examples. This martial arts scam is less prominent nowadays, however it still happens on a shallow basis.
B : "have you heard of this new guy named Steven Seagal? He's such a great Aikidoka"
J : "he's probably just some no touch knockout master. "
by Тимофей March 24, 2023
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touch ons

When you kiss and touch someone like a girlfriend..to fool around with someone because you like each other
Reyes: Hey, Mario are you going out with Alejandra this weekend?
Mario: yes I am.
Reyes: nice! You are going to get some touch ons!!
by Kozeone June 1, 2019
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National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch
National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april
by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019
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