Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.
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Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant
Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?
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Get the Canada Wet mug.A sex act performed between a man and a woman involving moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. Essentially, the man wears the full rack of moose antlers while the woman inserts the Stanley Cup into her vagina using the maple syrup as a lubricant. The two partners then engage in anal intercourse.
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-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
-Fuck your ass harder than the home invader as a sick form of justice.
-Blow up your house, rape and kill your entire bloodline just for having a water gun let alone making a gesture no where resembles/alludes to a real gun
-Being a utopia for morons and degeneracy.
-Be a morally bankrupt trash dump.
- Be more concerned about a tiny fraction of miserable self-oppressed troglodytes rather than those who are actually in the need of help.
-The only country that has a president that's an international punching bag.
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