van slyke

A Dutch gentleman who knows how to sweep a woman off her feet.

I went to bed with a Van Slyke last night, turned me to a woman from a dyke.

by KennysGirl February 10, 2017

van der

This is generally a prefix to indicate a personality type. Displays unwavering honesty, applies high ethical standards and integrity. Pray for those who do not prescribe to these values

van der "soe en soe" vat nie K#k nie

by Phoenix121.5 October 13, 2025

Van high school

The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly

Bro you know billy yea he went to van and got mouth cancer from dipping and van high school

by Handlemegood November 29, 2018

Mini-van

Mini-van... sticking two fingers in a girls vagina and five fingers in her anus, simulating the seating capacity of a minivan. Two in the front, five in the rear.

Tom: Thanks for cooking dinner tonight baby, I appreciate all the things you do for me...

Shelly: No problem tom, once I get this kitchen cleaned up you can give me a mini-van cause I dried out the pot roast.

by Charlieangusbuttchug October 21, 2019

Coochie van

Describes a vehicle where women get their doonies beaten. Typically used by rapper YNJAY.

“She finna get fucked in this coochie van.”

by Coochie fan man December 18, 2021

Van Houtte

1. an internet meme
2. not a person; rather a movement

"Van Houtte added me (on facebook) last night, but I have no idea who he is!"
"Van houtte's identity is irrelevant!"
"But I just want to know wh--"
"SUSH, the winds of change are blowing..."

by The Palinator March 22, 2009

van quie quie

Coolest cat in the whole world. Usually given to someone by a mean jerk named Zach, but still loved by many. Van for short, nobody could ever be a cooler cat.

Damn, that Van Quie Quie is the best cat ever!

by vanquiequiethecat April 7, 2017