supreme nut

The type of nut so large, that it can only be described as supreme nut.

After a week long camp, cuming home and busting a supreme nut.

by Supremenut June 21, 2017

Toilet Nuts

When one (male) is going to the bathroom (usually for a number 2) and after the subjects nuts have been on the inside of the toilet bowl and come out cold.

"Dude I think im gonna be off my game for a while after that trip to the b-room"

" Man you got the Toilet Nuts?"

" Yeh dude they are as cold as the other side of the pillow"

by spencer vg. October 16, 2007

monkey nut

A hard penetrating smack on the top of the head. Preferably using knuckles or a solid inanimate object.

Tell Bowlhead I'm gonna monkey nut him if he pisses me off anymore.

by Usman Yasin January 10, 2009

sac of nuts

One who is nothing other than a sloppy wrinkled sackk of skin hanging around holding worthless nuts. A sloppy, sluggish, non-working, piece of crap.

Can also be referred to as a Bag of Balls.

Sabino is such a Sack of Nuts.

by French Toast May 15, 2005

monkey nut

A nickname for crack cocaine. Predominately used in the south, it refers to a larger than normal sized piece of crack cocaine. Made popular by the rap group UGK.crackcrack cocaineboulderyayorockyambangermonkey nuts

Mane, that nigga over there be servin' them big fat monkey nuts!

by URASuka June 18, 2009

Blue Nuts

When a male is so close to the point of ejaculation (via oral sex, intecourse, anal-intercourse, or hand job)usually with his eyes fully rolled behind his eye lids due to the emense feeling of pleasure, in which his partner simply leaves him alone. His nuts procede to throb. This is simular to "blue balls", however in the context of "blue nuts" the sex must be MUCH rougher, rigerous, and/or wild. Thus explains the use of the word "nuts" - a much more vulger word than balls.

Thelma is riding Craig with such fury and lust. Craig's eyes are not functional due to the fact that they are rolled back behind his eye lids. Just as craig is about to let himself go, and cum every where, Thelma dis-mounts and puts her clothing back on. Craig is pissed, as his nuts are throbbing. They almost turn blue. This is "blue nuts" .

by Hemofeliak January 25, 2006

butt-nut

One who is nuts for butts, that is, an anal sex enthusiast. Can refer to straight or gay people, though it is likely to be taken as offensive when used to describe a gay person.

Remember that girl I started hooking up with at the party? Turns out she's a total butt-nut. Fortunately, she's really anal about personal hygiene.

by Vulgaris Tunge April 1, 2005