Dylan

dylan is a 5’3 basketball player. i never would’ve thought i would friends with him, let alone best friends. his exterior is more rude and sarcastic, but once i got to know him, he’s actually really sweet. he’s also one of the funniest people you will ever meet, yet he’ll start cracking up at the most unfunny joke about a autistic person. he’s also a boy i’ve had a crush on at least 2 times during our friendship, even tho he kinda looks like a dog. but after a while you can’t keep liking someone who will definitely never like you, especially after you had to watch an excruciating screen recording of him talking to a bitch named stephanie (srry). in the end, dylan is a friend who may be extremely aggressive and rude, but if you need him, he’ll be there. if you have a dylan keep him, if you don’t, definitely get yourself one.

person 1: you free this weekend?
person 2: nah i’m hanging out with Dylan
person:1 you think i can come, you make him seem like he mad cool
person 2: cuz he is

by shy <3 July 17, 2023

Dylan

A Dylan is that one kid that tries to 1 up everyone but cant cause he is fat and plays trumpet to get demi (that one girl in my school)

Dylan is a beanhead

by Dick chocolate chip cookies July 21, 2017

Dylan

If you happen to know a Dylan, consider yourself extremely lucky. They’re kind, sweet, and probably the best person you’ll ever get to know. They always do their best to make others happy but sometimes forget about their own wellbeing. So make sure to give them a big hug whenever you can to show just how much they’re appreciated.

Person 1: Hey have you met Dylan?

Person 2: I have! They’re so sweet!

by anonymous November 27, 2023

bob dylan

basketball as mf you got your belt snatched where yo belt at

bob dylan is a stinking monk

by bob dillonator July 27, 2023

Horny Dylan

Sometimes you hear wolfs howling at night but sometimes its a Horny Dylan. They happen once in a blue moon sadly.

"Did you hear that Horny Dylan. It was very loud"

by Horny Giver December 27, 2021

Dylan

Typically a fuckwit nurd that plays fortnite and looks like did the sloth

Dylan a fuckwit that plays fortnite

by Dylan’s a sloth February 19, 2018

Dylan

Dylan is a badass fighter from the country who has been seen whoop some serious ass he never backs down and always has his head on 360° most people who act like they dont take him seriously soon learn he isnt a force to be reckon with. Usually tall and skinny but ripped to the bone. Has a right hook of a freight train and heart of king.

Holy shit Dylan just knocked him on his ass!

Dylan just slammed that kid by his throat!

Dylan calm down he is done for.

Why is dylan covered in blood ?

Ummm Dylan your hand is on backwards.

by Kungfu Turkey December 11, 2019