dirty narwhal

After the act of protected anal sex, remove the condom and blow it up and put it on your forehead. Then proceed to flop around.

After I fucked Sarah I "dirty narwhaled" to the supermarket.

by The dirtiest of narwhals. November 1, 2017

dirty jazzy

When you stick your dick insides a milk carton then shove it into your partners ass

My woman requests dirty jazzy all the dam time

by MegaMonkeyMoney May 27, 2021

Dirty Nikolai

A small man or child that poops in a glass and puts a dent in the turd with their tiny penis.

I’m going to DIRTY NIKOLAI Joshes porch.

by Thedurdyturdtickler April 5, 2022

Dirty ceejay

A guy who sucks your toes while reading the constitution. And then asks your political views, and if you say trump supporter he will cum on your face

Girl : I heard that guy wanted to do a dirty ceejay with you
Guy : ya it was pretty disgusting

by Thatonekid2329 April 15, 2020

dirty switzer

When you finger a strippers asshole and then proceeded to wipe the fecal matter on your friends face!

We were at The Rhino when Robert was fingering Cinnamon's sphincter, when he all of a sudden wiped it on Kevin's upper lip. The Dirty Switzer

by drunkinpublic October 9, 2016

Dirty Meribel

When a freaky hot girl wakes you up during a midnight thunderstorm and makes you masturbate with her in front of an open window.

I stayed overnight with a girl I met online and about 2am when it started to storm she woke me up, opened the curtains and asked for a dirty Meribel.

by RareBearU June 21, 2020

Dirty Loozanne

The act of performing anal sex on a girl while giveing her a swirly. Optional hand stand position but step ladder must be used

I got the wettest Dirty Loozanne in the bathroom today.

by Skatapeen December 16, 2008