Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Canada Daddy

A daddy located in Canada; often used to get out of America asap. Good with maple syrup and chopping firewood

"Damn, I really need me a Canada Daddy incase Trump starts this war."

"I talked to my Canada Daddy yesterday, he said he's sending that good shit my way."

by Wildgrowth July 28, 2018

Canada

1 word: Tim Hortons

Random dude who has never been to Canada: are you Tim Horton?
Tim hortons: no man! We are a fast food restaurant

Rando dude: oh…do you have coffee?

by Sugarcookie November 9, 2021

Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.

I just gave Jan Canada's History!!

by bilch83 February 4, 2010

Canada's History

Canada's History refers to the act of giving oneself an enema with Canadian Whiskey onto a woman who resembles Celine Dion.

"His Canada's History kept him up all night last night. It sounded horrific and smelt worse."

by Majere February 6, 2010

Canada Dry

Soda that you might drink if there’s no Coca-Cola or Dr. Pepper.

“I’m drinking Canada Dry right now”

by type aaaa February 20, 2022

Canada's History

Its a sexual act in where 5 women sit on top of a moose's antlers, covered in Canadian mayple syrup, having mini-sized Stanley Cup's jammed into their several orphases

OMG, DID YOU SEE THOSE GIRLS GET JAMMED WITH MINI-STANLEY CUPS INSIDE THEIR....OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOD!!
*puke*
Canada's History always make me sick...

by a fan of the colbert report February 4, 2010