sad

legit the time when you are not the other emotions
and your social life................

"I'm sad." said Lisa
"Like your social life" replied Bethany

by yasssqween December 31, 2019

Sad

When your order of a Big-Mac, Large Fries, and Coke comes late and is not the right order and you still need to pay for it.

I ordered a 2 Chalupas and got 1 taco. I am starving and sad.

by KookyManookie January 19, 2020

Sad machine

The pedal steel guitar. Especially as used in gorgeous country music. See: Daniel Romano

"That thing! That sound! What is it?" "It's the sad machine."

by jamlew12 November 3, 2016

Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness

A person who can’t speak and read who commonly replies with “WHAT?” who you personally despise with a burning passion who has commonly said “I’m so depressed!” And they are extremely sad because they have no friends (although they may think your their friend) they have not been diagnosed with depression but constantly say this on group chats that you are stuck in with them.You most likely don’t have their number but they do. You constantly what to kick them in the Shins and permanently disable them.

A rare Insult that hurts like REALLY hurts.

“You are a fucking Dyslexic Illiterate sack of sadness” screamed 69420

by 69420ha get it? January 24, 2020

Sad Satan Is A Fatty Fatty

A code-word for MTF transsexuals.

Hi Melissa, sad Satan is a fatty fatty.

by anonymous December 29, 2021

Sad octopus

A sexual act in which four lesbians scissor as one while a man watches unable to touch

Bailey thought he would be invited to an orgy but the women sad octopus’d him

by Blackercracker December 4, 2024

Sadness

When you plead for some hunt showdown, but Alfie decides that today and tomorrow just won’t work.

J-had: Lemme know if ur down to play
Alfie: Probs not today, I'm free wednesday and thursday tho, wby?
J-had: *sadness violin noises*

by J-had July 12, 2021