Satans snatch

Satans snatch is when the sex and vagina is that perfect you overlook everything else that’s bad about them. It’s so good you fall under the Satans snatch spell.

I’ve been dating this girl and seeing red flags everywhere but I can’t stop seeing her. She’s got satans snatch. I’m trapped

by Miss Best July 9, 2022

Yas Satch

A fanny as big as whitefriargate

She’s a sket her defo a yas satch

by MassiveMong August 8, 2022

muffy satchel

(Noun) (m-uh-fee-sAa-Tch-Lle) a small, padded pocket that holds your pipe, your weed and your lighter // can also hold your other fragile items that you may need on the go.

“Did you bring the muffy satchel?”

“I got a new muffy satchel.”
“Will it fit in the muffy satchel?”

by ZiggityZell September 10, 2022

Hoppel snatch confusion

This is when you go down on a gal but pop right back up and say "I just cant". When asked whats wrong just play it off as your tired or not feeling good. Then go watch tv or sone other relaxing activity. Most likely the female will think its her snatch and be all frantic.

Man did you watch the Kings game last night?
Yeah i caught it from the second period. Fuckin had to put a Hoppel snatch confusion on Amy again.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 15, 2023

nice snatch

when someone catches something out of the air . Opposite of saying Kobe

"Nice snatch!"
"Thanks!"

by livhenny January 25, 2023

Spinder-Snatch

A term to describe someone or something that bothers you.

You are such a Spinder-Snatch.

by not a spinder-snatch April 6, 2023

the satchell

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023