Shoes

When you are comfortable around someone and they don't offend you.

Hey dude, you are shoes!

by pappapsgowling April 16, 2019

Shoe Full

An alternative expression to ‘shitting ones self’. The fecal matter accidentally vacates the anus and slips down ones leg, until it reaches its final destination... the shoe.

I didn’t see that bus coming. I ended up with a bloody shoe full.

by Carpet Bonce April 17, 2019

sour shoes

Shoes that smell so bad that it’s sour

Ew that smells sour shoes

If you dont clean those you’ll get sour shoes

by Anti Anonymous December 22, 2019

Toe shoes

If you were to ever be called a queef, right now would be that time! No guy should ever wear toe shoes! It screams, I have a massive vagina to the world!

Most guys named Jay like to wear toe shoes.

Did u see that guy wearing "toe shoes"??

Ya omg I think his name is Jay! What a queef!

by Coolmofo December 23, 2019

Shoe

What are you? A three year old kid? You should fucking know this word already.

John used a shoe to fuck his mommy, she didn't like it

by MommyShoeFucker April 22, 2019

sand in my shoes

Someone who can't help returning to travels, especially the beach.

I've been living back in my hometown for two years now after Peace Corps, I'm getting restless. What can I say, I've got sand in my shoes.

by artichokegirl April 26, 2019

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019