Carpet Shark

A cat getting underfoot and circling your legs, usually in the kitchen, or living room.

Damn carpet shark's always in the way!

by Glow Poet February 12, 2025

Shark

A girl who bites your cock off

BRO THAT GIRL IS SUCH A SHARK SHE BIT MY DICK OFF

by Hecker November 25, 2021

Rida shark

A teenage boy who commonly tell other children to kill themselves over a joke, then blames it on his anger issues.

You: Hey, rida when did you get 2k22, oh wait you don’t have it shitter ahahaha

Rida shark: kill yourself you little cunt I’ll kill you faggot.

by You’re gay kys September 27, 2021

riding the sand shark

Having sex on the beach and getting chaffing in your pussy from the sand.

Mary is walking funny from riding the sand shark.

by Vansthing August 14, 2022

barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009

False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.

The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.

by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019

Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.

Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!

by anonymous November 29, 2021