Robert

A uber coolio walrus

Me: "Do you like Robert?"

by CirleGuy January 26, 2023

Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

Robert

A cancer cell, that you should have never talked to in the first place. You usually end up with this cancer cell when you have no friends, and then it's starts to spread. Making you want to kill yourself.

Robert: You cunt, you impersonated *person*.
Person 1: Why would you get pissed off simply because I copied someone?
Robert: ok, bye.
*Blocks person 1*

by Ohnoes21 August 01, 2019

Robert

Robert is a very handsome young man who eats Hookers.

Robert eats Hookers.

by EndyIsHere November 24, 2021

Robert

A big bot. Calls everyone else a bot.

Oh no, Robert's here!

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 09, 2020

Robert

Robert is a bot. He also calls everyone else a bot.

Oh my gosh, Robert is such a bot.

by I LIKE CHEEEZE September 09, 2020

Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)

Omfg robert was so good last night

by DaddyWent4milk August 01, 2022