Sharon Stoned Hair

Such disheveled, voluminous, though short if not cropped, hair, especially blonde, that causes onlookers to assume at first glance the wearer is insane, or at least so independent and confident that their wild hair might, indeed, be intentional, and too daring for the onlooker to even attempt donning him or herself. Also, what one's hair tends to look like when one had little to no time to do it before leaving the house. Or, wild, short, blonde hair rocked by a sexual siren going in for the kill, when 'No.' is not an acceptable answer.
1. "Yeah, I've got the Sharon Stoned Hair today. Don't fuck with me."
by PicklePuss November 15, 2013
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Rolling Stone

When a female or male partner is giving you a blowjob so instense, you pass a kidney stone!
Damn, she was goving me the Dyson sloppy 4000 when I passed a Rolling Stone the size of an asteroid.
by sicha_beast August 11, 2022
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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Stoned wheat thin

A skinny granola person who does a lot of weed
Have you heard of Shawn Mendes? You know, the stoned wheat thin?
by 84philv84 February 08, 2025
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Stone Sword Mentality

The mentality of never giving up even though you know you are going to lose over, and over, and over again.
"Look at PrinceZam, hes rushing his enemies even though he knows hes going to lose, that is a pure example of Stone Sword Mentality.
by TransFemGaymer July 16, 2023
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The sword in the stone

When you're erect penis is lodged in someone's anal cavity and they clench their buttocks making it difficult to pull out, typically male on male.
Me and my homeboy dakota were practicing the sword in the stone last night
by Mother lov3r March 02, 2024
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The Sword in The Stone

The Sword in The Stone is when a woman is either lying on her back or is kneeling and a Man (or woman with any form of penis) bends down and deep throat piston fuck them until they orgasm.
Bro 1: Dude did you here, Jaxon and your mom re-enacted "The Sword in The stone".
Bro 2 (Slightly embarrassed and self-conscious): Come on bro, stop talking about my mom you know that's just mean.

Bro 1: You're right bro I'm sorry.
Bro 2: It's all right, now come over here and give papa some of that Portuguese breakfast.
Bro 1: UwU ok *rawr*
by ElectricBoogalUwU August 23, 2019
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