Blonde Card

When your fiery blonde headed boss comes off the chain on someone to convince them to do something her way.

Barbara is pulling the blonde card again.

by dtill April 12, 2023

Carding

When you have sex on a bed covered in credit cards.

Credit karma said my score is "ready for carding."

by Yoshibayoshi September 19, 2021

Cheese Card

Don't ask Olivia about it.

Don't ask Olivia about the cheese card.

by Swag11111111111111 February 19, 2022

Card Rage

When one becomes enraged when credit is declined upon purchase due to lack of funds or when their card is faulty and unreadable.

The ambulance was called because Johnny had card rage at the mall and smashed his face into the EFTPOS machine and died.

by punk chiq nz June 16, 2018

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop

The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop

The Moon Tarot Card Is Hearing An Audio Loop

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

Pulling the Tard Card

When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.

Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.

Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!

Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!

Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!

by H. Peralta November 11, 2012