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Dic Mac

1. (n.) An apple computer which spontaneously rejects certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
2. (v.) The act of an apple computer spontaneously rejecting certain words or phrases on video chat, thereby silencing the speaker for a few moments and angering both parties (i.e. the speaker and the spoken-to)
3. (n.) An apple computer that acts arbitrarily douchey
1. "I was trying to plan my wedding with my cyber-boyfriend last night but it was hard cause my computer was being such a dic mac."
2. "Dude, your computer is dic-macking you right now. All I heard was the end of 'totally'."
3. "What is up with this dic mac? Did you abuse it as a calculator or something?"
by Ilovemycyberboyfriend August 31, 2010
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Big Mac the Crack Ritual

Big Mac my Crack is when a guy over 600 pounds cosplaying as Ronald Mc Donald sticks his tiny penis into a really hot girl's ass while singing all of lil pump's songs. 100 people need to circle the fat Ronald Mc Donald and his hot ass victim while masturbating. They will also have to dress up as the joker. When the fat fuck is done singing the beautiful songs he will have to kill the hot ass chick and eat her heart. Then the devil will be summon and he will kill all the 100 masturbating cunts. The fat fuck's tiny cock will explode and the fat fuck will die. If this is repeated 666 times hitler will come back. Hitler become a giant cyborg ninja nigger.
Have you seen one of those Big Mac the Crack Rituals , that fat fucks penis exploded like the twin towers.
by Mr.Shiboolingafoolin April 24, 2018
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mixing mac n cheese

The sound of mixing Mac and cheese resembles the same wet sound of a pussy being fingered. Therefore, it can be used as a silly innuendo.
“What were they doing earlier behind Lindsay’s door?”
“Uh, just mixing mac n cheese.”
by naiadical November 25, 2022
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Eating mac and cheese straight out of the box

A more colorful and imaginative term for performing oral intercourse on a woman.
Man 1: “Did you eat Martha out last night?”

Man 2: “Yeah man! I was eating mac and cheese straight out of the box!”
by peach_pit April 25, 2025
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Illinois Chili Mac

When you cum in your moms vagina while she’s on her period and she queefs the juices out of her vagina onto your dick and sucks it off.
Me and my mom did the Illinois Chili Mac last night.
by Big back ass May 27, 2025
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Mac

Fat, Gay, Australian teen whom stalks ginger twinks.
Oh my gosh! Call the police @0-0-0 right now! Mac is trying to take pics of me again.
by Mach8er July 6, 2019
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T-Mac

wow I didn't know that kid was such a T-Mac
by BigDominicH May 9, 2019
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