Matthew

A happy stoner

M: “hey is that Matthew?”
A: “yeah he’s a real happy stoner!”

by mic.writes March 20, 2019

Matthew

Annoying British cunt

Matthew’s teeth are massive

That’s cuz he’s British

by H0undy October 10, 2025

Matthew

A Matthew is the best boyfriend/guy friend you will ever meet he is short but muscular has a hart warming smile is very kind but had a very hard life and is struggling but with a push he will be back on his feet he does not have much loved ones, very kind to girls they are know to look for love but it never stays but when that one girl comes around he knows that she's the one. Is very sweet to the ones that are hard on them self's and in a relationship not realy the first person to show love very caring and protective over the ones he loves has a hard time showing it but he cares.He has a solid chest and long and thick penis and will give u a ride of your life,he has been hurt before mentally and physically sometimes you just have to look deep but he is very selfishness and puts everyone before him and would rather die to see them suffer

girl 1: i wish i had a Matthew girl 2: i want his meat

by 4.6izzy October 28, 2019

matthew

hes short, annoying, can be funny but is mostly just obnoxious, and looks like spongebob

bro look at matthew his teeth had a fucking devorce

by leleponsfan92 November 1, 2020

Matthew Hastings

A type of guy who plays Brawlhalla nonstop. Likes to have fun but can never get it right, and is clearly lacking social and sexual skills.

Man that guy is a total Matthew Hastings.

by MOOSELUMS December 4, 2021

Matthew

The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.

Matthew is cool!!

by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021

matthew

Matthew can be a very nice guy but at the same time be a fucking retard. He has a constant obsession with turtles but doesn’t let that passion get in the way of his godly COD snipes. Also as other matthews he is known to be forever stuck as a virgin.

“Bro kill yourself why do you have to be such a matthew”

by Voltdefines July 20, 2020