toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 6, 2021

math perv

a teacher who thinks math is a perverted way

''see that math perv there make sure to cover your numbers before he ''fixes'' them''

by aesthetic ☻ February 5, 2018

math

mental abussive to humans

i hate math

by someone used my idea:ahhhhhhhh October 10, 2018

maths

Gay

maths is gay

by 2872 May 9, 2020

Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

Bronx math

bronx math is ghetto and all the kids in there gon turn out to be strippers. they suck mad dick

nyah: yooo i fucking hate bronx math

minaj: bitch me too let’s drop out

by DAT HOE 100 October 20, 2020

Math

FucKinGs buLlshIt

WE DONT NEED MATH >:(

by taehyungs.wife September 6, 2018